My mother would always say: ‘’a lot of truth is cooked, wrapped and delivered as jokes’’.
… So when my husband threw the joke I will tell you about in a bit, I knew it was time to wipe off my cellulite
You see, I got married two months after my 26th Birthday; June 2002.
Three kids in, I developed cellulite in the craziest places. My breasts, my tummy and on my buttocks
…it was downright annoying, and depressing. Because I didn’t use to have it. I went from cellulite-free, bikini-body-hottie to – bam – having ‘’zebra lines’’ (the zebra line part are my husband’s words, more on that soon).
I would undress and change in front of the mirror and just press, touch and look at the cellulite breaking all over my body. The next day I’d find another one I had missed the day before.
…it was this position that I was in when my husband dropped ‘’the joke that changed my body’’
I was in front of my dressing mirror. We have it fixed to the wardrobe so it was kinda full sized, and I was observing my cellulite. My husband walked out of the bathroom, glanced at me (he had gotten used to catching me doing this)…walked up, grabbed me from the back and said…
He said it with an amused tone. He probably did not mean any harm. He Might have been trying to be sweet and to make light of it.
But it hit me. It hit me really hard. Maybe because I was already self-conscious about it. And when I looked at it again, that was exactly what it looked like. Zebra lines!
I immediately panicked and went into a frenzy to find a solution.
…in just a few weeks I read dozens of articles online. Over one month I Tried over two dozens of the DIY cellulite ‘’natural treatment’’ I watched on YouTube.
I bought all sorts of topical cream treatment from people who promised the world but the cream did nothing. Some worked a little and that was all. The instant remedies were laser treatments and they were way too expensive. I Swear, I’d have stopped at that point…
But ‘’my zebra’’ kept ringing in my head.
Then one day I noticed some changes, the cellulite appeared like they were receding. But at that point, I was using two topical creams so I didn’t know the one that was working.
I was so excited. I stopped one, continued using this other one. CHECK IT OUT HERE
And luckily it was the one that was working. Truth is, it won’t completely wipe off your cellulite and leave a new surface, but it fades it off real good.
For instance, in my own case, I had very prominent cellulite, and this just made it fainter and less visible to the eye. So if yours is faint now, even better – it will make it almost invincible. GET IT HERE.